Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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