i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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