Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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