It's Friday. Sex?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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