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i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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