Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Pants are for mortals
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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