It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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