i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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