i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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