i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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