My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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