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I faked an abortion last night.
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don't do that. I like the set
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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