I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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