I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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