Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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