He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
BRING THE BAGELS
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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