I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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