it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You took a bar mat shot.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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