dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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