Porn is love you can see.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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