So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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