apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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