I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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