They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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