She is in my trunk
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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