hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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