My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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