Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
dude. I can hear the air.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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