Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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