I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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