# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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