I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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