physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
So squirting runs in the family.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
