btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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