are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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