nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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