More tranny stories later!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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