i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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