Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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