its not stalking. its research.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
