a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Even my vagina gasped.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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