none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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