Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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