I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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