I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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