I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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