My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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