It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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