Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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