Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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