I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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