Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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