at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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