He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's never too late to be topless.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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