And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize