ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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